Mike Franken and his Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week *Again*
Recipe for a Desperate Candidate’s Failing Campaign
Ingredients:
- A gallon of sour milk: Burning money to air TV advertisements in Washington, D.C. instead of Washington, Iowa.
- A pinch of lemon: Squeezed out of Chuck Schumer’s $15 million investment in Democratic Senate Candidates
- A dash of salt: Roasted by Chuck Schumer telling Washington insiders Franken can’t beat Grassley
- A shake of hot sauce: Grilled because he can’t pronounce the name of an Iowa county
Mix that all together and you’ve cooked up a desperate candidate running a half-baked, failing campaign.
